A friend of mine, whom we all refer to warmly as Tokey the Bear (though he only threw down Bill Clinton style once), produced this gem the other day:

"That bastard stole my parking spot. I'm going to slash his tires or something!"

Better go with "or something" if the goal is getting you spot back. : )

I hate pop-up ads. When the internet is mine, I think I'll have them abolished. I'm adding that to my To-do list.

TO DO

[  ] Clean tv screen
[  ] Finish homework
[  ] Take over the internet and abolish pop-up ads
[X] Compose ridiculous new Xanga entry : )